21 Reasons Why You Should Never Own Corgis

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21 Reasons Why You Should Never Own Corgis
21 Reasons Why You Should Never Own Corgis

#1 Firstly, Corgis are pretty much the criminal ringleaders of the dog world.

#2 They can often be spotted in scary gangs…

#3 That’s when they’re not at the playground, hogging the swings from children.

#4 Because, clearly, children and Corgis don’t mix.

#5 Wait, did we mention how completely not cute the puppies are?

#6 They’re just horrible, right?

#7 Not to mention awful at helping out with chores…

#8 Licking the dishes doesn’t count!

#9 Did we mention that they’re practically narcoleptic?

#10 Not only will they fail to protect you, they’ll also actively steal your food!

#11 And they can’t even dance well.

#12 They’re a huge problem, because they steal everything: your socks, your whole heart, etc.

#13 They’re always sticking out their tongues, especially when they’re out in public.

#14 And they’re CREEPS! They’re always spying on people and finding secret little places to observe what’s going on.

#15 Sometimes they’re so independent it’s scary.

#16 And just look how menacing they are when they’re sleeping.

#17 And they don’t understand anything.

#18 And they know what look to give you when they want something from you.

#19 They’re bed hogs.

#20 They’re really needy. You can’t go anywhere without them.

#21 And if you ever scratch them on the belly? There goes the rest of your day.