Dogs Who Are Rude Neighbors

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“Ain’t no hill hiiiiigh enough, ain’t no valley looooow enough, ain’t no fences taaaaall enough, to keep me from bothering you.”

Living next to a stunning pup is a wish become a reality, right? But be warned, because neighborhood friends can always discover a way to really enter your hair. These are the dogs that would make REALLY frustrating neighbors… if indeed they weren’t so cute.

When good dogs make bad neighbors…

1. This pup who’s WAY too enthusiastic before you’ve had your coffee.

“HOWDY NEIGHBOR! Oh what a beautiful MOOOOORNIIIIIING, oh just what a beautiful DAAAAAY, I’ve acquired a lovely FEEEEELIIIIIIING, EVERYTHING’S GOING MY haaaaaay come back!!”

2. This nosy Husky who snoops on your business.

“Doug’s been browsing Judith a lot this week. And I have a feeling it’s not just belly rubs…”

3. This well-meaning pooch who can’t keep their mouth area shut.

“Hi! Hi! Performed you see last night’s Game of Thrones? That murder sure was a twist, wasn’t it!!? Whaddaya imply you ‘didn’t view it yet’??”

4. This poo-etic dog duo with another awkward opt to ask.

“Come to your latest spoken woof part. It’s about peeing in the sea. We need someone to do the snapping… you understand, because of hands.”

5. This noticed princess who must learn some restrictions.

“I was gonna request you to borrow your lawnmower, buuuut in that case your garage area was cracked, therefore i figured I’d just go get it and let you know later?? Anyways I’ll own it back by Thursday!”

6. This gossipy dog who would like you in on the drama.

“Me and Cassie have been fighting lately because I keep eating her favorite dresses. But the thing is, they’re appetizing. So I’m not the theif here, right?”

7. This lovesick pup who doesn’t esteem your wedding vows.

“Oh hi! Isn’t it funny how exactly we always meet such as this when you’re walking to work? Haha, we’re almost soulmates! HAHAHAHA. No but really, I’m a better man than Jared. Please. Just think about it…”

No matter how annoying they might be, we can’t help but admit- these pups are pretty adorable. And I’d be laying easily said I didn’t want ‘em as my neighbor, warts and all!

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