#1 Things that are normally for human children are now for your German Shepherds…
#2 …because your German Shepherd is your child.
#3 No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a German Shepherd you MUST say hello to him.
#4 German Shepherds flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy German Shepherd person.
#5 This is a 100% real picture of you in the future.
#6 You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your German Shepherd.
#7 Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future German Shepherds.
#8 You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your German Shepherd is too painful.
#9 You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your German Shepherds.
#10 You are a hit with every German Shepherd you meet.