1. Some dogs dawdle. Rottweiler fly.

2. Like properly fly.

3. Fly through the air with the greatest of ease.

4. And they catch some serious air.

5. With the very minimum of effort.

6. Basically, they’re the Supermen of the dog world.

7. Up where the air is clear.

8. Unencumbered by mere gravity.

9. Released from Earth’s gravitational field.

10. Feet never touching the ground.

11. Majestic. Fly Rottweilers, FLY!

12. Rottweilers: You Are THE GREATEST.